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An old one...

Posted By: Chuck Bower
Date: Tuesday, 24 November 2009, at 2:16 p.m.

In Response To: Guess it wasn't me... (Sam Pottle)

Airport Security Office: Do you realize how much trouble you are in, sir, bringing a bomb on the plane?

Passenger: But you have to understand, I was never going to detonate it.

(Incredulous) Officer: Then why would you go to the trouble of making and bringing a bomb?

Passenger: Well, I heard that the chances of a bomb on a plane are very small, but still non-negligible. I wanted to improve my chances of living. Do you know what the chances are of TWO bombs on the same plane? They must be astronomically small!

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